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A savory-sweet hybrid blending the fuel of GMO with the doughy smoothness of Georgia Pie. Rich aromas of garlic, spice, and baked pastry lead to a calm, balanced high that relaxes the body and clears the mind. Perfect for laid-back afternoons or easy evenings.

Lineage
Blueberry Cupcakes × Government Oasis

Often described as an Indica strain, Dessert Storm is guided by its terpene profile: gassy, kush-heavy notes combined with berry sweetness point toward relaxing, sedative effects. It’s ideal for evening sessions, winding down, or anytime you want a flavor that lingers as much as the effect.

On the inhale, Dessert Storm brings bright blueberry muffin sweetness with a nostalgic candy edge. Just beneath it, the Government Oasis lineage adds a powerful fuel backbone, grounding the flavor and giving it serious staying power. The mix of sweet and gas makes every puff bold, layered, and memorable.

Paradise Frost lives up to its name. The nose opens with lime peel bitterness and a subtle citrus tang, quickly followed by musky depth and kush gas that lingers long after the jar is cracked. It’s complex, bold, and flavor-forward, striking that rare balance between sharp and grounding.

This cultivar is expected to lean toward the Indica strain category in effect but at Realm we always point back to flavor as the true guide. Earthy, musky, and gassy aromas are the real signals here: settle in, this one’s built for sedation.

Lineage: Limosa x Government Oasis 7

Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Kush, Gas

Reported Effects: Heavy, Sedating, & Relaxed

Genetics: Fatso x Governmint Oasis#4

Heavy gas. Dirty funk. Fat Cat is Fatso leveled up—loud fuel, musky breath, and knockout vibes. Perfect for end-of-day melt-downs and seasoned smokers who like their indicas loud and greasy.

Flavor: Diesel, Pungent, Loud

Grown Under LED Lights: Environmentally friendly practices enhance terpene and cannabinoid profiles.

Genetics: Fatso x Governmint Oasis#4

Heavy gas. Dirty funk. Fat Cat is Fatso leveled up—loud fuel, musky breath, and knockout vibes. Perfect for end-of-day melt-downs and seasoned smokers who like their indicas loud and greasy.

Flavor: Diesel, Pungent, Loud

Grown Under LED Lights: Environmentally friendly practices enhance terpene and cannabinoid profiles.

Lineage:
Limosa X Grape Pancakes 2

Flavor:
Diesel, Pungent, Loud

Top Terpenes:
Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Our new and improved Pre-Roll multipack includes 5 joints to keep you always loaded up, all rolled at the perfect burn and go size of 0.35g and packaged together in a perfectly pocket-sized tin case to protect from breaks and crunches! Keep the stash nearby anytime with the Pocket Pack!

The joints in this pack have been rolled with Delicata Grapes, winner of the Emerald Cup in California.

Bob Hope is a unique modern sativa hybrid cannabis strain and a cross of Super Lemon Haze x Durban Biscotti. Bob Hope averages 28% THC. Bob Hope is a sativa without a terpinolene profile.

Gypsy Road is an indica-dominant hybrid strain resulting from the cross of Garlic Snake Breath and Dual OG. It is known for its earthy, diesel, and citrus flavor profile and is favored for its relaxing, tranquilizing effects, which can be beneficial for insomnia, muscle spasms, and mood enhancement.

Black Maple #22 wakes up the taste buds with unique, warm, toasted maple niter and melted caramel flavor that leaves a lip-smacking mouth coat and potent high.

Perfect for a sesh on the couch, or playing video games, or movie. This strain offers full body relaxation without a knockout sedation.

One of the most exciting of the Certz family of hybrids is Pink Certz – a relatively even hybrid that tends to wander into its indica lineage. Built on a foundation of Grape Gasoline and The Menthol, Pink Certz is refreshing and stress busting without feeling like you’re wearing lead shoes. Pink Certz is arguably the closest any strain has mirrored real fresh lemon, opposed to candy – an unexpected surprise from a strain named after a wintergreen breath mint. There is also a spiciness and heavy pine in its fragrance. Fans of the gas strains, just hang in there – because when you put heat to Pink Certz, its frozen lemonade front end melts and petrol flavor ignites like a tinderbox. Its buds are dense and shaped like mini footballs, a detail arbitrary in contrast to its overall appearance. A mixture of lime green and emerald are expressed in equal ratio with hues of lavender and dark purple. Translucent amber pistils are almost invisible beneath its blizzard of frosty trichomes, which also give the flowers a pinkish glow.

Mango Haze is a vibrant sativa that captures the essence of tropical paradise with its pungent stink. The scent is a delightful medley of zesty citrus, exotic tropical fruits, and classic haze notes.
This strain delivers a quintessential haze high with a strong head buzz that keeps you uplifted and clear-headed without tipping into being overwhelming.
While Mango Haze is a sativa, its effects are smooth and balanced, avoiding the usual racy or jittery sensations. Instead, it provides a euphoric, stimulating high that enhances creativity and mood, making it a versatile option for any time of day.